So here's a picture and the first of many top 5 lists.
Caitlin and i were in a McDonald's on our way to Nashville. We were sitting at a barwaiting for our mom to get out of the bathroom. Behind the bar was a bunch of fake foliage and this caught our eyes.
Yes, that is a cheeseburger just chiling there. And it had been there long enough to have completely solidified.
Top 5 Male Hissy Fits:
5. George, the 7 foot tall greek who lived in my building when i was an RA, came to get me because there was noise in the room next door. It was about 3 in the morning. I was a little cranky and it was a thursday night. I went up to his room and to make the whole thing shorter, the kids in the next room had been beating eachother to bloody. I told george i would handle it and after 10 minutes of me arguing with him about whether or not i was able to handle the situation, he turned and stomped to teh end of the hallway crusing in not english (Greek i assumed). a) 7' is a lot of stomping and b )he stood at the end of the hallway yelling at me and at them until campus police(who were called by some other person) showed up.
4. Tristan... Let's just say he told me he liked pain and was lying. Around the third slap in the face, he started yelling and screaming and calling me names. He's a little bitch. I plan to shove him down a flight of stairs someday soon.
3. Back when Topher and i were friends, we went to moe's house the night before spring break to drink. He and Moe were wrestling and he got a small tear in teh bum of his jeans. It was no bigger than an inch and right above the pocket. Mind you, this is the kid who saw me fall off a fence and shred the entire inner thigh of my favorite pair of pants. You would have thought she stabbed him. He brought it up again after spring break. More than once.
2. Steve Napier... there was an internet fight, started by Chris, my best friend at the time, that ended up turning on me. It can all be found here.
This is my absolute favorite for 2 reasons, i still enjoy this kid's company (some of the time) and it completely baffles me.
1. Scotty Hay came to rescue me when my car was dead. By some fluke of timing, Tara was in Danvers as well and we all sat in Scott's car watching riding in vans with boys. When my car finally started i went to give him a hug (i was really excited) and he ran away and Tara got him and he knocked her over, but she had knocked his new hat (that matched the jacket, that matched the bike, that couldn't be replaced becuse apparently the guy told him you couldn't just get eh hat, you had to get it with the jacket (which i later proved wrong by finding it on the internet)) into a puddle and she landed on it.
OH MY GOD! It was great. He yelled about how he could never wear it again because you can't wash a hat and sped off. There was burning rubber and squealing tires.
He was wearing it last time i saw him
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