I love vin diesel.

And today i found the vin diesel random fact generator web page.

this is my favoite fact: "After reading an article about the Frenchman who eats bicycles and household appliances in a children's "fun facts" book, Vin threw the book to the ground, screamed "That fucking pussy ain't worth shit," and proceeded to eat everything in his mansion, including (but not limited to: ) two Porsches, a Ducati motorcycle, a 60" plasma screen TV, four maids (two Puerto Rican, one caucasian, and one Chinese,) half a stick of butter, and a box full of broken glass. He then ate the house itself, "for good measure." This all occured over a three-day period last July. "

I laughed very hard.

Also, for anyone wondering, the man in all those HP photo commercials (the cute little guy bopping around to the kinks) is named Francois Vogel. He is a director/photographer from france.

I will accept mrriage proposals form either of the above men.