There is a function hall behind my mother's house.

A man (boy) in a bright yellow suit came out to his car (parked right on the other side of my fence) whistling "Staying Alive"

He was out there for about 5 minutes. Whistling the entire time.


Now he's back and standing on the roof of said car whistling and beeping the alarm in rhythm...

For anyone who didn't believe me, Western Mass is a freak show.