Gamgam's not a whore.

We survived Texas. We survived family. We survived eating nothing but Sonic Burger and Waffle House for 8 days. Stewart's Grandma thinks neither his brother-in-law nor I am good enough for her babies (What a grammatically awkward sentence that was). I has to go to the eastern Texas Ren Fair, a scene that I am not into. Beer was more expensive per bottle than DISNEYWORLD, the price gouge capital of the US. We drove a half day on our first day back so we could visit with family. Due to traffic and weather, we had to drive straight through from Texarkana to home. There were torrential downpours the whole time. I-40E in Tennessee had 11 car accidents between memphis and knoxville. When we got onto 84 in New York, we passed a bus that was missing the front end. It was full of hasidic Jews. Thanksgiving was good.