top 5 reasons a happy Erin is a good Erin:

I'm funnier when I'm in a good mood.
if i saw one of those in the wild I'd step on it

I do cute little dances

I will do just about anything asked of me.

I have the ability to alter everyone's mood around me.

Because angry erin does things like kick, scream, bite and call you up to tell you your worthless.

I have a phone call to make.