I was at church with my family on Sunday for the "multi denominational holiday extravaganza." We celebrated and affirmed Christmas, solstice, chanukha, kwanza, and then the amalgamation that is unitarian universalism through the lighting of candles.
During one of the many kids stories being told, most likely during "elijah's gift," I decided I ought to start celebrating Yom kippur, the jewish day of atonement.
The theory had a lot to do with my recent realization that I am kind of a scumbag.
Today, I realized that my scumbagginess is only a response to the unadulterated scumbagginess of others. I'm one of those action/reaction people. I'm also starting to believe I have a cocktail personality.
In that spirit:
top 5 things I wish I could take back doing
5. Making one of my friends drink pee when we were 4 years old.
4. Greg Minor.
3. Anything that may or may not be causing the so-called anxiety.
2. Walking out of any number of people's lives without explanation.
1. The butterfly effect of Ann Marie. Although I have no idea what I could have done differently.
Top 5 thing I wish I had done:
5. Moved in September.
4. Taken my swivel chair from Janine's house when I moved out.
3. Hung out at 6c more. Euphamisiticly.
2. Kept track of Jason Wright.
1. Developed better work habits when it came to school.
and the meat of it...
Top 5 things I would do all over again:
5. leave Salem.
4. watch "naked" movies with Matt Barth
3. letting that kid who I don't like buy me drinks.
2. Tell the H.S. to lose my number
1. B the midge.
someday I'm going to go through the spell check and replace every word with the first thing that comes up.
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