i wanna rock

So i made it out of surgery very alive and only a little cranky because i was hungry.

Theses are the most unsettling things i heard presurgery:

Well, I guess I'd like to see what i'm supposed to opperate on first.

Get her into the frogleg position.

Wait, I can't find the left ovary... can you see the left ovary.

this is going to be a uncomfortable, so hold still.


And everyone, if you ever EVERT hing you need an ultrasound, DO NOT PEE! They have devices of torture for internal ultrasounds. I'll leave the details out, but imagine the movements that go with a statement like "I can't find the ovary." Just think about.