Like a blank trying to screw a blank...

I think those blanks are filled by monkey and football respectively.

And now, The Clark Kent effect.

I wear glasses. Stewart wears glasses. Caitlin wears glasses. Tara has them but doesn't wear them. Matthew has them for reading. A lot of people have glasses, and I'm starting to think it affects out personalities.

First time I noticed it was with Stewart, who takes of his glasses every time we mess around. The best way to explain the transformation is, "Mild-mannered phone salesman by day, vicious animal by night." Without fail, it is removing the glasses that changes the attitude every time.

I was thinking about my glasses wearing habits. Glasses equal sober, comfortable and not on the prowl. When I wear my contacts, it's usually to go out drinking when there are men folk involved (I haven't put in my contacts to go out in about 7 weeks now. Funny how things change.)

And we have Matthew, who actually takes off his reading glasses to scream. Matthew, who will inevitably deny this behavior. But I know you do it, and now you'll be concious of it too.

If Tara has on her glasses, it means she's not going anywhere. Or is extremely hung over (i.e. the only time I've seen her wear them out of the house was the day after her birthday when we went to McDonald's)


So, which is the real deal on this? Quiet, sober, polite? Or raucous, rough, crazy?