Your girlfriend could have been an burn victim, an amputee, or a dead body...

Slowly but surely, I am unearthing my bedroom. If I have one major fault in the housekeeping department, it's that I'm a packrat. A horrible, horrible packrat. Today I started on what was, in theory, going to be a reading corner. It has my older-than-god comfy chair, two book shelves, and a mountain of shit that hasn't seen daylight since 1999 (when my bed was in that corner of the room). Cleaning that part of the room is a messy task, physically, emotionally and psychologically.

Long story short and illustrated, I found a ton of amnesia lane things... which will be catalogued, duplicated in file firm, and promptly thrown out. Well, most of them will be promptly thrown out. I mean, who can resist?



I don't remember why, but the I hate Matt Gangi Club had about 43 members. We probably could have applied for funding. By the by, Matthew is one of my best friends. And I don't think anyone hates him. Well, at least no one has ever expressed their hatred of him in front of me, which is smart on their parts, because I'd kick their ass.

Best Amnesia lane quote, I do believe coming form Dan Clinton: "We used to hide under our desks from these people and now they're being taken hostage by chickens..." In reference to either the Russians or Germans.