Stewart: We could go get Discount Chinese.

Me: Why would we get discount Chinese? I don't believe in Discount Chinese food. [insert series of reasons why discount Chinese food is bad idea]

Stewart (interrupting): Well it's right down by the SPCA.

Me: Why do we need to go to the... That's really fucked up.

Stewart: Yeah, but their meat is always so tender....

s: What is Jezebel?

e:It's like TheSuperficial and Feministing had a baby.

s:What is feministing? Sounds like a really lewd porn act...

e: Um. Feminist-i.n.g.

s: Oh.